Walking on Water NAME Me Those 3 People

The three people who can walk on Water are

Three people were able to walk on water...

There was Jesus...

  

There was Saint Peter

and there was Pedro...

Pedro, who the f**k is Pedro?

 

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?"

The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. "That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.

"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke."

"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"

The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.

The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"

"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared." Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"

"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket." "Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?" "Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."




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I Will Never Be Over The Hill I am far 2 Sexy

I Will Never Be Over The Hill

I will never be over the Hill. I'm too darn tired to climb it!

Someone sent me an email about using Vodka for cleaning the House. It worked! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

Middle Age. That's the time when you finally get your head together, then your body starts falling apart!

When a woman says What? it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Why are there never any GOOD side effects? Just once I'd like to read a bottle that says May cause Extreme
Sexiness.

OMG,I'm rich! Silver hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney,Sugar in the blood,Lead in the butt,iron in the arteries,and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas!  I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!

I kind of feel sorry for the trees in the Fall at least when I went through the change nothing fell off.

 

Happiness is always there within reach, no matter how long it lasts.  Let's enjoy life and don't live a complicated life.  Life is too short.  Work as if it was your first day.  Forgive as soon as possible.  Love without boundaries.  Laugh without control and never stop smiling.  Please pray for those suffering from cancer.  Keep this going by clicking either The Like Button or the g1 button for this page!

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STRANGE THINGS YOU DON'T SEE VERY OFTEN !!

 

 

 
THINGS YOU DON'T SEE VERY OFTEN !!

Does she use her lawnmower on her carpet 

**Amazing** - Can you work this out???????

WOW What a Big One.  Is yours as big as this???????

Hope it doesn't POOP on my head.  So Name that Bird.  If you do know what this Bird is called, could you please fill in at the bottom of the blog?

Sheer sheet lightning

Come on you two - Please keep up and don't get lost.........Just keep clipping they shouldn't grow any bigger

What does one say?

Up Up and away. Wish I hadn't had that last rasher of Bacon.My poor old Tummy.

Out of the way we are coming through.

I can just see my old Banger. The yellow one in the middle. I think? I wondered what they did with it?

Stay Away from me GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

COR I'm Soooooo Nakered that I don't care where I sleep

Not Sure if it will fit into our Lounge

Double Parking owing to conjestion.

Blast left my Goggles off.

 Well netted Good shot

 

DEMENTIA QUIZ 4 ALL Even U

DEMENTIA QUIZ:

FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON, WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?





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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?





SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)




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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10.. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....




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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...



FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3... NINI,4. NONO, AND ???

2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~







DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:





A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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