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Thursday, March 27, 2014

Devastating Effects of Cutting Too Many Trees

Look what happens when we cut down too many trees. 

Global warming is one thing, but see below and look at what
might happen if we continue to clear our forests! 

We have to stop cutting down trees!     This is getting serious!

The Hobo
A hobo (wanderer) comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch in the back of the house, I will give you a good meal." So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner asks, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW.."

The Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting.
Well, for example, just the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a Metermaid writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.

So Sadie called him a s--t head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window
"I support Muslims."

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.