GREAT STORY : ARE YOU A VET? Here is a great story without a word being said, apart from the very end. A
A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED
MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
UPON GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPIE
OUT AND TOLD ME,
"ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."
Due to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED,
"ARE YOU A VET?"
"VET? I'M FUKING SOAKED!