Irish Virginity Test Kit

Canal Boat Holiday

Fabulous, 8.7 Score from 8 reviews

Wendy's Houseboat

Amsterdam City Centre, Amsterdam river boats

This authentic houseboat is located on the Keizersgracht.
 It has 2 bedrooms, a living room, and a modern kitchen.
 Free Wi-Fi is available. Lively Noordermarkt is less than 5 minutes’ walk away.
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The New Irish Virginity Test Kit

 

House of ill repute

See if you can work this out:

There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill..

There were four men ....

One was walking briskly up the hill;

One was inside the brothel;

One was walking slowly down the hill and

The fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill.

What were the nationalities of the four men?

* The man going up the hill: was Rushin

* The man in the brothel: Him-a-layin

* The man walking down the hill: was Finish

Now wait for it ..

Ya gonna love this ............................................

* The man in the car at the bottom was Irish, and he was waiting for the light to turn green!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

  There's no way those are her real fingernails ...

 

Click into this. So cute wanted to keep him.

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WARNING ! 

THIS GRAPHIC PICTURE IS OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS
LEFT TO LIVE  (FRIGHTENING)

JUST SECONDS  BEFORE  DEATH BOATING INCIDENT  (CHILLING)

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Canal Boat Holiday

Fabulous, 8.7 Score from 8 reviews

Wendy's Houseboat

Amsterdam City Centre, Amsterdam river boats

This authentic houseboat is located on the Keizersgracht. It has 2 bedrooms, a living room, and a modern kitchen. Free Wi-Fi is available. Lively Noordermarkt is less than 5 minutes’ walk away. More

 

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SURPRISED HARLEY BIKER

Illinois Harley Bikers were Riding West

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.



George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"


So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!  That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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 The Harley Mechanic and The Surgeon

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running"  

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