The three people who can walk on Water are
Three people were able to walk on water...
There was Jesus...
There was Saint Peter
and there was Pedro...
Pedro, who the f**k is Pedro?
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. "That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.
"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke."
"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"
"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared." Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"
"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket." "Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?" "Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."
Residencial Novogolf Villamartin Golf
Paquito El Chocolatero, 10, Villamartin (7.8 km from ) •
This apartment complex is located near the long, sandy beach of Orihuela and Villamartín Golf Club. Here you can make the most of the year-round sunshine.… More